Crazy Bride Dreams

Last night I dreamt that it was the wedding day, and I was only as prepared as I am now! Which is pretty prepared, but not near prepared enough for getting married today. It was so scary! I don't remember the ceremony, but we were setting up for the reception so late, and nobody was helping us and I wasn't even dressed when it was time to start! Somehow the Lodge was attatched to our house so I told mom that we had to leave so I could get dressed, because almost everybody was there! so we went into our attatched house and went to get dressed. Then some person rang the doorbell, and we thought it was someone coming to the reception, so I answered it, but it was some HUGE, SCARY guy and he asked us if we wanted to buy his BUFFALO! And this cartoonish buffalo showed up behind him and we said no and I tried to shut the door, but he pushed his way through with his buffalo, and kept insisting that we buy his buffalo. He was like chasing us all around our house, and I was screaming at him to "GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE I NEED TO GET READY FOR MY WEDDING!!" and he wouldn't and it was realy scary.. I was screaming at the absolute top of my lungs! Did I mention he was really scary? And had a huge buffalo? So anyways, I think eventually I managed to get kinda dressed, but with no make-up on, my hair in a greasy ponytail, and no hoop under my dress so it looked like crap and dragged on the floor. We showed up at the reception FINALLY, and it was 11:00 PM, and they were waiting for me to start the dinner, and the night was almost over! No time for the dance! All because of that scary man and his FREEKING BUFFALO!!!

So I hope you all enjoyed my crazy dream. If my wedding turns out better than that, I'll be a happy bride.